I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.
by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020
Get the James C. Schäfermug. A man who is very wholesome and sweet. always willing to help anyone even if it means he'll get himself hurt. you cannot go wrong with him :)
Me:Ey bro. you all good?
Friend: Yeah im very happy just had a nice talk with James Vallance he was very nice :)
Friend: Yeah im very happy just had a nice talk with James Vallance he was very nice :)
by This guy who's wholesome February 26, 2021
Get the James Vallancemug. So cute, sexy as EVER, and everyone wants him around them. He is a short man however, he is a very funny person which you would die laughing too. His eyes are so adorable in a way you can't look away from them and his hair is so slick no man can ever compare to his. Always gets the girls surrounding him and is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY handsome!!!
by XXGUCCIBOIIXX April 10, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. 
by orzintballs May 31, 2025
Get the jamesmug. by greennahotdog February 20, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. james, we’re do i begin, he’s a lil goofy guy yk. he can be on ur right, or on ur left… if u end things with a “james” u might miss him. (but prob not tbh) anywho he’s a good rapper, singer, dancer. many people would call him a thripal threat!!! if ur bestfriend goes for a james. she will end up killing herself❤️
by urmom248 July 13, 2022
Get the jamesmug.