daddy martenzes

DId he got to get milk yes did he ever come back no is he fat no

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by Monke semans September 24, 2019

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pimp daddy faith

she da swaggiest person on da earth

she into that freaky stuff, always spanking people👅 everybody wanna be like pimp daddy faith

yo, you so coo, but not pimp daddy faith coo.

you gotta pimp daddy faith a$$

by clothehoe October 9, 2016

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Daddy

The biggest beauty a girl could get, the perfect beer smashing legend.

Jas in our french class is so daddy

by baller39bala May 4, 2018

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An I.T. Daddy strictly does I.T. house calls for 40 plus women with father issues. He'll screen calls all day waiting for the perfect divorcees and cat ladies as he finds them easier. After fixing their issue he will offer to upgrade her home ethernet lines to Cat6a cables so he can use her old ones to tie her up and make a swing to hang her from. He often leaves them tied up if the don't follow every command to a T.

"He upgraded my internet and lasted longer than my ex husband. He's my I.T. Daddy"
"I didn't listen to I.T. Daddy last night and my roommate had to untie me when she got home."

by TheOneTrueSpartanKick November 26, 2024

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Daddy Benzo

I HAVE DADDY ISSUES BABE ILL NEVER CALL U DADDY , I HATE HOW FUCKED UP U ARE TO ME.
BABE BABE WYD ... I LOVE YOU UGLY ..

THEN THE PHONE RINGS ITS A RECORDING SAYINGG...

"THIS IS A PREPAID CALL FROM DADDY BENZO An inmate at the ***** county jail .... .
AND NOW HE WILL FOREVER BE DADDY BENZO

by SNOWBUNNYHUNGLOW559 November 13, 2022

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