nun of your business

A popular Halloween costume: a nun holding a briefcase... Get it???

"And what are you, Tina?" "I'm nun of your business." "Okay, geez, touchy." "No, Lin, that's her costume, do you seriously not get it?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Is This Your Chard Burger

A specialized burger made with swiss chard.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Is This Your Chard Burger! It comes with swiss chard ... get it?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Lower Your Expectations

A saying that means the more you expect out of something, the more disappointed you'll be when the outcome arrives. So always lower your expectations so you won't feel disappointed about the outcome, but never worry about it either.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

pulled your horn

Masturbate

How many times have you pulled your horn today bud?

by Tempus a Patres June 3, 2018

Reaching Your Peak

Reaching Your Peak, metaphorically meaning when you've lost it at a certain point in the night and you've slightly gone crazy. Your eyes start to close, and you start speaking your mind as if you've lost any filters.

you're reaching your peak, you must be tired, you need some sleep.

by largefryingpan October 13, 2017

your brother a mother

The secret god of insults; this forbidden phrase can erase the people listening to it from existence

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: Your daddy lesbian
Person 1: Well your granny a tranny
Person 2: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP!
Person 1: YOUR SISTER A MISTER!
Person 2 falls onto the floor and is in great pain
Person 1: Any last words?
Person 2: Your brother a mother
Person 1 implodes and disappears from existence. Everyone forgets about Person 1

by BaRoccoBama May 14, 2018

poop in your mouth

Poop in your mouth is slang for talking crap.

Poop in your mouth: That boy had so much poop in his mouth he didn't know where to spit it all.

by keepinit 100 all day boiy August 2, 2016