“Hey Jim! What do you think of this painting?”
“This painting, It’s all Fuckacta’d. Why’s your bird look like it’s got three wings?”
“This painting, It’s all Fuckacta’d. Why’s your bird look like it’s got three wings?”
by anonymous April 10, 2021

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.
The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.
The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.
The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.
The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025

One specific man who does one specific thing that one specific woman does not like, subsequently turning that one man into "all men".
Ex-gf: "With the benefit of 20/20 hindsight, my ex-bf was a really great guy and a positive influence on my life. We broke up because I had a lot of drama in my life and maintaining a relationship with me was impossible at the time. I looked him up the other day and now he's travelling through Europe with a woman 10 years younger than him."
Ex-gf: "Why are all men like this?"
Ex-gf: "Why are all men like this?"
by All Men™ June 10, 2022

I some times play with my ass hairs like I just love twirling them and curling them like if you agree and dislike if your werid and don’t twirl your ass hairs smh
Wow so you gonna agree like that I was just playing about that but your werid asf bro to answer this “question to you all bruh”you will now be closed on for the rest of your life
by Stop beating your meat February 21, 2021

A person who enjoys the perks of a lavish lifestyle - fancy dinners, gifts, and indulgence - but without the commitment, obligations, or reciprocation expected in a traditional sugar daddy arrangement.
Jenna loves getting spoiled with designer bags and five-star dinners, but the moment someone brings up expectations, she's out the door -- classic "all sugar, no daddy" behavior.
by LavashLuva February 19, 2025
