goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
by the simplest dook June 27, 2024
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LEAKING JUICE

LEAKING JUICE HAS SMILEY FACE
by ELONG MUSK August 11, 2022
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chapple juice

Apple juice + champagne = chapple juice
Fancy a glass of chapple juice?
by Rominic April 02, 2018
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Fuck Juice

Equal parts fruit flavored soju and Monster Zero Ultra energy drink. The high alcohol content and caffeine really work together to make the best combination for fucking, or fucking up the rest of your day.
Go down to the GS25 on the corner and get some grapefruit soju and Monster, we're making fuck juice for the party.
by An02WRX April 24, 2021
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Juice O' Drunk Grunt

Also known as "Blake-kakke". While watching Redonkulas, pour two double-shots of your favorite liquor into 32 oz. white cherry slushie and top it with whipped cream. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during one of Popp's NUMEROUS Piss breaks. Note: +69 Homo-Suspicion points if it splashes IN YOUR FACE!!
Juice O' Drunk Grunt or Blake-kakke...Both will end with a Frosted face and Soiled Soul lol
by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022
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Jihad Juice

A wonderful medley of fermented Guantanamo Bay sewage, inhaled for it's dissociative effects. Often an inmate's desperate attempt to be on drugs.
I swear that this Jihad Juice is better than last weeks batch. I can not wait to get high
by robroblin March 25, 2011
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hot girl juice

any beverage being held by hot girls, preferably served with a reusable straw because hot girls care about the environment
Person 1: “She’s definitely just drinking water
Person 2: “Nah, in her hands that’s hot girl juice”
by avocadofarmer4lyfe January 08, 2022
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