E-SWAG

Engineering Scientific Wild-Ass Guess

Your boss asks "How do you justify these numbers?" You: "E-SWAG."

by WiredForStereo November 5, 2014

E-fired

E-fired- Meaning one whom has done something so bad on the internet, she/he/etc should never come back.

Bessie tried to post a video of her twerking, while she had no booty. An act such as this should her her, E-fired.

by Lierin January 9, 2015

e-met

to meet someone on electronic media (Fb, Twitter, etc) without ever meeting in person

I have often tried to explain to my family and other people how I have friends whom I feel close to even though I have never really ever met them in person. For example, "Margo and I have been friends for a year. We e-met on Fb."

by Heartonsleeve December 3, 2013

e-stocking

A virtual Christmas stocking.

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!

by Lemmingpie December 17, 2013

E-lationship

A relationship strictly conducted through electronic means, with very little to no physical contact.

I've only ever seen my girlfriend on Skype. We're in an E-lationship.

by Woffingshire January 19, 2015

e-bola

A particularly nasty computer virus. (A play on words with the real disease ebola and the prefix "e-" meaning "electronic" as in "e-mail" or "e-books.")

This torrent site looks sketchy, I'm afraid I'll give my computer e-bola if I download anything here.

by PurpleNinjaGirl January 21, 2015

e-schmutz

Assorted dust and food particles that collect inside of usb ports and headphone jacks, causing them to fail.

These college kids have all kinds of food wrappers and everything else in their bags. That gets on their usb drives and eventually the e-schmutz buildup causes usb jacks on the library computers to fail.

by Bob the computer guy October 8, 2015