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National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day

be flirty about it. it's national give a friend a hand job day. gay, bi, str8, give them one until they bloww. and if they say no show them this, they have to let you single or not. have a cummy time and good luck!!
National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day do it or elce
by gayboiman September 17, 2021
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slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .
ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...
by h8tumore October 24, 2022
mugGet the slappy happy frog carrying in the right handmug.

take my hands off your ears

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.
You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.
by Raw Hunter February 25, 2023
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your hands don’t move like mine

what you say when a bitch is tryna fight and thinks she can win
you wanna go becky”
“oh please bitch. your hands don’t move like mine.”
by hannnnnaaahhhhhhh February 4, 2019
mugGet the your hands don’t move like minemug.
Example of the penis or the love length in slang when your having a penis names battle
She couldn't wait to get me home to play with my "single handed pump action yogurt chucker
by Few good men January 17, 2017
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Wash the olive oil off my hands

When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.
Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.
by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022
mugGet the Wash the olive oil off my handsmug.

big orange muppet with little grabby hands

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands
by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017
mugGet the big orange muppet with little grabby handsmug.

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