Cake Patch

Describes a girls ass that needs plowing

I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch

by Beastman91 June 15, 2024

turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

four fudge cakes

A polite way of saying 'for fucks sake !!' so as to minimise offence.

'Four fudge cakes , you've left the lid off the toothpaste again and the toilet seat is still up '

by Peewiffin July 3, 2024

Icing the cake

To speak against a statement you know is misleading and can be easily misconstrued from actual intentions, or sounds too good to be true. Used commonly for political polishing (pc).

Person 1. As a campaign promise I will get rid of taxes on tips.

Person 2. You are trying to buy votes, and icing the cake.

by SilentlyT July 15, 2024

Cake

To paralyze or injure someone you don’t like

“ damn he’s so annoying, I just want to cake him”

by anonymous July 23, 2024

cake

i think there a thing called cake but its a lie

imma eat my dick shaped cake

by slippygf111 July 25, 2024

Shake the cakes

Exercising.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.

“What you doing right now?”
“I’m at the gym, trying to shake the cakes”

by Ba2kie August 10, 2024