Jed Moment

A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he look like le bingus?"

"Jed Moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

Faust moment

When a male person or a character looked female enough, making you feel 'things' inside your body. It could lead you to do... 'something'.

Syafiq : I just had a Faust moment bruh
Arashi : What is a Faust moment
Faust : -define Faust moment

by FaustVolke June 27, 2023

Gabe Moment

(verb) When your friend does something stupid or silly and disadvantages your group.

"God Fred you took a wrong turn, what a Gabe moment"

by Alexrilikepie September 22, 2021

blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!

by sphincter basha June 29, 2011

w Arno moment

When Arno gets promoted to Deputy-Head of college

“W Arno Moment”

by stuit05 March 30, 2023

burger moment

ur flopping so much that you don’t know what to say

have u seen my burger?

no, that’s such a burger moment

by fatfuckingcat November 7, 2021

First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.

Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment

by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025