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Bring Me The Horizon

A deathcore band from Sheffield, UK. The band members are Oliver Sykes (Vocals), Lee Malia (Guitar), Curtis Ward (Guitar), Matt Nichols (Drums), Matt Kean (Bass). Their lyrics are amazing (So is their sound) and it's tragic how their "biggest fans" can't even sing a long to their songs. They get shitty reviews and deserve better ones, If you actually listen to their songs properly and their awesome riffs (Especially on the song Black & Blue) then you'll probably realise they're not as crap as people make out.
Girl: Whoa dude have you heard Bring Me The Horizon's new album, Suicide Season?

Boy: Fuck yes, It's their best album yet, If I could only listen to one album for a year, It would totally be Suicide Season.

Nearby listener: FUCK NO. Bring Me The Horizon are just a bunch of pussy ass scene kids, They give metal a bad name with their floppy hair and shit screams.

Boy && Girl: Actually listen to a song properly, Yeah? -Plays 'Black & Blue'-

Nearby listener: Dude, This is actually a sweet song. I'm going to check out their other songs.
by Sazzie =) December 9, 2008
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Why Me God?

1. What you usually say when your girlfriend,wife or mother

tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.

2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.
1. TV: And the play of the week is....

Bitch: GK take out the trash please!

GK: Why Me God?

2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!

GK: Why Me God?
by gk339 June 21, 2009
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shizzle me timbers

Variation of shiver me timbers, the pirate phrase meaning "shake my bones." An expression of mild shock. The kind of thing you'd say if your dad stood on the table in the middle of your local Chinese restaurant and whipped out his tackle.
Person A: "I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!!"
Person B: "Shizzle me timbers, really?"
by Steezy20 December 27, 2008
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sew me a flag

When it is believed by one of the parties in a conversation or brainstorming that everyone has reached a consensus on a topic and therefore they all can move to the next phase. The hope is that everyone will say it eventually to indicate their personal commitment ('sew me') to the decisions that have been agreed to ('a flag'). It was purportedly first used in 1776 by George Washington to Betsy Ross to get that whole flag project going. Popularized again in 2011 by musical improv team Mansical with their performance 'Flag' at a New York improv festival (youtube - phrase is used at 2:12). It is most effective when used with the 'Betsy Ross' lead-in as shown in the example, but the generic version is more typically heard in business settings.
Betsy Ross!! Sew me a flag!!!!
by Crazytown Industries February 1, 2014
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don't dead me

yo don't dead me, that was killer.
by Teddy Luv June 6, 2011
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The Show-Me-Around

Something that one does with their hand in a moment of akwardness. (See Sinc Transit Gloria by Brand New.)
Shaking head to toe, while my left hand does the show-me-around...
by David March 18, 2004
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Don't tell me

DONT TELL ME THERES NO DEFINITION FOR "DON'T TELL ME"
When you tell anush the ice cap machine at Tim's is broken;
Anush replies with his hand gesture, "Don't Tell me"
by Zombieman#22 December 11, 2017
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