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tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024
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Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
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taint toggling

When you play with the part of a woman or man between the asshole and ballsack and or vagina. What ever happens these days. Tossing it gently with a wet tongue and or finger. Enjoy
Got drunk and hooked up with my girlfriends roommate, insted of smashing we just shared some taint toggling
by Chefbiggeorge July 11, 2024
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Taintalicious

Ones taint at its peak freshness
After a long day of working at Saint Pete beach restaurant her taint has reached a taintalicious state.
by anonymous July 18, 2024
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Taintalicious

Ones taint at its peak freshness
After a long day of working at Saint Pete beach restaurant her taint has reached a taintalicious state.
by LamptheChamp July 18, 2024
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Taintalicious

Ones taint at its peak freshness
After a long day of working at Saint Pete beach restaurant her taint has reached a taintalicious state.
by LamptheChamp July 18, 2024
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Taintartica

Your taint is as pale as Antarcticas terrain.
Yo, you need to get some sun for your taintartica if you ever want to impress me.
by Funsizer July 21, 2024
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