fat guy in a can

The coolest Xbox Live Gamertag ever.

Fat Guy In A Can, Je De De De, Je De De De De De De De

by Fat Guy In A Can April 4, 2005

Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.

Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!

by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010

My fat fucking nuts

My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts

Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts

by Jth1219 March 28, 2019

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

Busting a Mighty Fat Nut

v. Ejaculating in a satisfying or otherwise noteworthy manner, especially if an unusually high volume of semen was produced. If the nut was busted under embarrassing and/or hilarious circumstances, chances are it was a mighty fat nut.

I was jerking off in my room, and right as I was about to finish my mom called me down for dinner, and I yelled "coming!", then started laughing really hard at the double-entendre, but the laughter made me double over and I ended up busting a mighty fat nut all over my brand-new polo shirt.

by The Splartmeister January 7, 2017

coalition of fat gay retards

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging

"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

Fat Taylor Effect

When you are no longer in a state of mindless boredom such as being bored off of ur ass in fact this is the opposite you are in fact so un bored / occupied that u get the fat taylor effect and your ass actually duplicates itself doubling tripeling and in some rare cases becoming four times its actual size

Wow! Dude last night was soo fun, but i got the "Fat Taylor Effect" my ass was MASSIVE.

by rickySTEAKDINNERricky July 16, 2008