bean soup

"bean soup" is in reference to a tiktok video where a creator posted a recipe for bean soup and then received a comment asking, "what if i don't like beans?"

"bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.

op: "here's how i curl my hair with a curling iron."
bean souper: "what do i do if i don't have any hair?"

by svrcmplx January 10, 2025

wean the bean

The female version of “beating the meat”

Man, i’m gonna go wean the bean for the 2nd time today.

by c00lkid6969 January 14, 2019

Bean

An inch -when measuring dicks-

1-how big is ur dick
2- 8 beans
1-damn brah

by Thatd July 26, 2018

deem beans

u got beans

i have deem beans

by llllloedwjksmlcsdcedf beans August 25, 2022

Bean boy Dan

A pseudo white kid that likes anime and playing video games. A nerd on the outside, but a taco eatin brownie on the inside trying to hide from ICE

Hey see that fuckin kid over there with the dbz shirt on? I bet he's a bbd. (Bean boy Dan)

by Fuckaloo3000 November 21, 2021

Green Bean

A new Starbucks employee who has absolutely no idea what is going on.

- "Can you make me a coffee frappuccino, please?
- "What's a 'coffee'?"
- "You sure are a green bean aren't ya"

by GreenoBeanoQuarantino September 13, 2017

Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.

Victim: “I’m bored”

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.

by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021