slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .

ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

by h8tumore October 24, 2022

Wash the olive oil off my hands

When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.

Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.

by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022

your hands don’t move like mine

what you say when a bitch is tryna fight and thinks she can win

“you wanna go becky”
“oh please bitch. your hands don’t move like mine.”

by hannnnnaaahhhhhhh February 4, 2019

take my hands off your ears

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.

You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.

by Raw Hunter February 25, 2023

Single handed pump action yogurt chucker

Example of the penis or the love length in slang when your having a penis names battle

She couldn't wait to get me home to play with my "single handed pump action yogurt chucker

by Few good men January 17, 2017

Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.

You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!

by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020

big orange muppet with little grabby hands

Nickname for President Donald Trump

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands

by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017