A Meat Rider

A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.

Machete is a meat rider...

by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽‍♂️🧢 November 5, 2022

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

lob meat

To ask for meat pics

I knew his dick was big that’s why I asked him to lob meat pics

by Meatsondeck November 18, 2019

Meat Mugged

An occurrence in which one significant other takes the other partners meat with or without agreement. A more socially acceptable term for intercourse.

Come back later I'm tryna get meat mugged

by Noyarp June 20, 2021

Meat Back

The feeling you have when you've consumed so much meat that your lower back hurts.

"Man, I ate so much tri-tip that I've got a mean case of meat back right now"

by TheyCallMeLeeSus August 17, 2018

Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

by BKees April 17, 2015

Hate meat

Hate meat. Adjective. A term used to describe sex with someone who doesn’t share your political and moral beliefs.

Girl: “I'm kind of crushing on this guy and am considering sleeping with him. He is a devoted gun proponent and an advocate for police brutality. It's safe to say he worships Trump, and even safer to say he hates women. He will probably end up draping me with a confederate flag while thrusting his hate meat into my lifeless body. Should I go for it?”

Girl 2: “You better take that hate meat, girl!”

by Keyyth September 1, 2020