Faker John

Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.

Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John

by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

John

A cat in a mortal's form. Is convinced he is the God Prophet. Loves redheaded women but may also a manhoe when it comes to his boyfriends. Will stab you. May also be from Valencia #nohomo.

John:. It was a pleasure for you to experience my presence.
Person: That's a John all right.

by facilityhobbit February 22, 2022

JOHN CENAAA

idk i just chose to do this

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA

by charlotte flair June 10, 2020

John David

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.

Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”

by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 4, 2022

John Brandon

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.

Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”

Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”

Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”

by Hoistupthe102 April 24, 2022

St John's School Boy

A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.

I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top

by J Town boy June 3, 2022

John

Syrena parham love John with all of her heart and she'll never let go of him she's deeply in love with this person.

John is the best person that you'll ever met.

by Love_. June 13, 2018