spontaneous green day disorder

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".

Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*

by lil biden May 2, 2022

Joe Green

When an individual cannot finish their meal

Aw you’ve Joe Green’d it mate

by foodericans May 5, 2022

Green Shower

When two people sneeze on you and drench you with mucus. Not to be confused with golden shower because snot replaces pee.

Yo man Dino and Cat hit me up with the green shower last night! It was lit yo!

by BiggeCheeze May 6, 2022

Charlie Green

Charlie Green is the name of a person who follows the definition of the insult, resol. He is always quite boring and never knows what he’s talking about so it almost fits as to why he is known as the biggest resol in history.

Person one: what’s a Charlie green
Person two: I’m not sure but I’ve heard they’re a big resol

by Urban dictionary freak May 7, 2022

Green

it’s not a creative color

“my favorites color is green!”

“green is not a create color.”

by Nicholas Tale May 10, 2022

Poor people green

Non iPhone users or iPhone users who are out of network.

I texted but his bubble was poor people green.

by Nighthawker5 October 31, 2022

Green Lizard

There are 3 definitions for Green Lizard;
1. noun: a person who lies about having a crush on you. 2. Adjective: Describing a person who lies who lies crush on you. 3. Verb (Green Lizarding) The act of being a Green Lizard.

see also Green Lizardette

Person 1 (Nerd): The most popular girl in school has a crush on me.
Person 2 (His friend): Boy She a Green Lizard, She's Green Lizarding you.

by The_Doctor_11th November 7, 2022