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Simp

by Ahahahhur December 10, 2022
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Simp

Some who is so simple they make up lies to try and cover up how bland and boring their life is, then believe the lies.

Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
For example someone who lies about being at a party or work event when clearing they weren’t.

Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
by DANIEL GIBBONS April 30, 2020
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Simp

A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
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Simp

Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.
Hi my name is bruno and I suffer from acute simp syndrome.
by Jathi February 12, 2020
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Simp

A term invented by incels (involuntarily celibate) to describe men who are successful in catering a girls attention via the method said person tried before becoming an incel. Simp is a derogatory term invented out of failed attempts & self projected Insecurities.
Check out that simp opening the door for his girlfriend. I wish I could have landed a girlfriend by being a simp. But I didn’t and now I’m an incel so I’ll make fun of those who are doing better than me.
by UrbanCreole May 22, 2020
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Simp

A male/Female thats pussy/dick whipped and is just a corny sucker for their partner. To soft
Girl: I dont want to be with you anymore

Guy: Baby I love you please don't leave me I promise Ill change and be the person you want me to be

"MAN QUIT BEING A SIMP ASS MF"
by CafeO$o206 August 9, 2025
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SIMP

Hugo diss the BOIS so he can do some humping dumping and gets the quak quak 3000 and identify him self as a SIMP so fuck you Hugo the council of the BOIS has spoken . lel
by The council of the BOIS October 4, 2020
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