Beer-o-matic

The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.

If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.

If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.

All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

Bail-O-Rama

Someone who bails repeatedly when trying to learn a trick in BMXing, Skateboarding, etc...

1: DUDE I CANT GET THIS TRICK

2: you're just having a bail-o-rama

by BAILMANIA July 19, 2011

Homey-o

A man whose homeys love him to the degree that they call him their homey-o. Not to be confused with homo.

That cat's so smooth. He's my homey-o.

by tomorrowissunday July 25, 2011

yap o' shite

Talking a load of rubbish

She or he talks a yap o' shite

by manchesterlass August 1, 2011

select-o-vision

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.

She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.

by breast fixation June 14, 2011

o%

otay. It was invented to shorten the word otay, which is short for okay. o=oh %=tayy

Hand me that waffle, plz" "o%

by Zoie McZoerpants June 24, 2011

Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.

"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"

by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011