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cracked bitch

A bitch as it is used in reference unflatteringly to a woman, but one who is particularly mean and unreasonable towards a given situation, usually in argument against a male.

Also, referencing having gone crazy, as in having "cracked" while simultaneously being a bitch.
If only she wasn't such a cracked bitch about me borrowing her car!

The cracked bitch tried to actually kill my dog just for pissing on her lawn!
by Travix April 23, 2008
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bitch-banger

I thought she was straight, but my friend told me she was a bitch-banger.
by Laurishe May 10, 2008
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bitch bregade

A large group of (generally) female who get enjoyment out of commiting mass distruction to many people's self esteems. On occasions, even to their fellow comrades.
bitch bregade member #1: oh my god tina! i love your jumper,, but it does look totally terrible on you.. hasnt anyone told you before, horizontal lines just will not hide those muffin tops you have hanging over you pants. Actually, theyre a bit bigger than muffin tops. Maybe you should try wearing a smock to the ground.. least it would hide your thunder thighs.

Bitch bregade member #2: Yeah tina, i mean, youre not exactly skinny or anything

Tina: *wants to die*
by hanno! May 12, 2008
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bitch story

A story/lie you tell a bitch to make her happy and shut up.
Me: Dude, I just told a bitch story to make her shut up and she did
You: Really? Awesome! What was the story?
Me: Okay, so she kept asking me if I was mad at her. So I told her I wasn't. Still, she's a bitch.
You: Dude! That's beastalizing!
Me: Totally
by Ooky May 16, 2008
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Recession Bitch

A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.
"Wow she won't even go to a movie, what a Recession Bitch."
by The Man from Earth April 2, 2009
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Doughnut Bitch

It is the equivalent of a slave, a bitch, a pushover, and in some cases a fuckie.
DB: Man I can't believe my summer was spent being the custodians Doughnut Bitch

G1:Thats true but man did being a Doughnut bitch make you look gooooood~ *winkandsnap*

DB: why do I hang out with you?

G1: I WANT YOUR BABIES (Ö)<----- insert here
by Kamidarko January 23, 2009
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bitch in a cage

a person who will not stop complaining or winning or bitching!!
Man my leg hurts, my arm hurts, they sting, It is turning red, I think it is going to bruise, I need to stop being a bitch in a cage and suck it up!
by Moe Almeida February 7, 2009
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