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Grip job

When an ejaculation occurs due to an aggressive and strong gripping hand by some other person that is not one's self.
Da booty was damn swiggity swooty but the foreplay involved an unfavorable grip job.
by Atjackmyswagger November 4, 2014
mugGet the Grip jobmug.

blow job

Slang term for pressure washing something, usually a vehicle.
"I went to Joes house gave me a blow job"
by cockballer May 26, 2024
mugGet the blow jobmug.

Trump-Job

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.
I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).
by Indianasucks August 16, 2018
mugGet the Trump-Jobmug.

Boy-job

Having a sexual intercourse with a premature human male
Cheer up, Reverend Bill! Think a nice little boy-job will change colours of your day!
by buhlo_666 October 4, 2017
mugGet the Boy-jobmug.

karate job

It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.
Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.
by NigaPipeZ November 8, 2013
mugGet the karate jobmug.

better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
mugGet the better paying jobmug.

Cool job.

Someone who doesn't have a cool job.
by Baxter Sockman March 24, 2011
mugGet the Cool job.mug.

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