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Omnikin kiss

When a guy shits, pisses, and ejaculates in his woman’s mouth while sucking her period blood out in a 69 position and spits it in her mouth. Then they have to make out and ingest the contents Legend has it thag performing the omnikin kiss will lead you to heaven due to the major sacrifices
Guy 1: Dude have you omnikin kissed yet?
Dude 2: Yes, now we can go to heaven.
by Alina lambert May 12, 2024
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Kissing Day

You have to Kiss someone (anyone) on Jan 4
Girl:Hey today is kissing day..
Boy: oh so you wanna kiss..?
Girl:yeah sure..!
by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021
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Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours
by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017
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Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!
“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th
What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 2, 2021
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Chocolate Fish Kiss

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021
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national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

give a kiss to a person that's name starts with an L
everyone stop talking about national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day
by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023
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