simp

literally gage

gage is a fuckin simp

by dorraea February 1, 2020

Simp

a simp is a guy (sometimes a girl) that is in love and will go out of their way to keep that girl and put her before everyone else.

“hey bro you are straight simpin”
“yeah ik i like her a lot”

by itzyaboomerbitch March 28, 2020

Simp

joel

joel is a simp for audrey frfr

by ben nigga 27 October 16, 2020

Simp

Another word for Ruben Foster

Person A: Yo What does simp mean?
Person B: Oh its a Synonym for Ruben Foster

by ftmBoichetti February 12, 2020

stack simping

simping in a group when playing among us

"guys we need to stop stack simping" -corpse husband

by loyalkale December 3, 2020

simp

The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).

Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.

What a simp!

by veinsofgold October 5, 2020

Simp

Jay Najeeb

Jay Najeeb is a huge simp, like an astronomically bit simp

by Jayisverygayuno April 17, 2020