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Blalack Middle School

The worst Middle school in all of CFBISD. Known for its wanna be gangster and annoying 6th graders, 7th grade girls who the will either cheat on every boy, end up as a broke hooker in downtown Dallas, or be a girl in symphonic/honors band that are gay for every girl and fuck eachother, 7th grade boys who make fun of every boy who isn't in athletics or the overweight/not popular kids, and the 8th graders who think they are him. It's shitty staff, it's shitty classrooms. So outdated that F Hall is made of bricks and poorly built classrooms. The stupid counselors and principals. Perry Middle School is built way better than Blalack.
Don't go to Blalack Middle School, the school is so shitty you would want to kill yourself.
by YourPhoneLinging November 22, 2023
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rivesville middle school

a school full of assholes; teachers and students alike 🤞
i hate rivesville middle school and everyone in it
by meowcomeandgetitbaby November 22, 2023
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Harrington Middle School

A school with big booty bitches and men that are packinnnnnn, except for that one kid.
“Damn, I want to go to Harrington Middle School, there’s tons of big booty bitches!”
by Shaedon November 28, 2023
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Eckstein Middle School

Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.
Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!
by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023
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Sherwood Middle School (SMS)

A hell of a place labeled as a “school” where all the kids are either traumatized from other kids or oblivious to how fucking annoying they are. They’re all either obese furries that wear buttplug tails, neo-nazis, sped kids, annoying football and basketball kids, iPad kids, preppy girls or emo. The most interesting thing that happens is when a small fight happens and everyone records it or when the popular guy asks a popular girl to the dance only to dump her a week later. The teachers all fall into a few categories: Obese, woke, old women, pedophile math teachers and hot substitutes. The only interesting thing about this school is the excess of ugly ass haircuts the guys have

Types of kids:
6th grade girls: Think they’re in high school and vape and make TikTok’s in the bathroom
6th grade boys: Retards and football kids
7th grade girls: Hella annoying girls with no personality that are all pick me or emo
7th grade boys: They are the only ones vandalizing the bathroom
8th grade girls: Think they’re hot shit and have a body count of 12
8th grade guys: Pedophiles and neo-nazis
1: I go to sherwood middle school (sms)
2: kys
by Schoolhater69420 February 22, 2024
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Kate Middleton

The future Queen of England, who stalked and chased a Prince! Bullied her sister in law, due to the jealousy over the other Prince! As she wanted to have brothers, one for the crown and one for support!
Kate Middletons goal in life was to marry a prince, however she had better company when she was with the Princes younger brother
by Duchess of Truth March 7, 2024
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EF middle school

A school where students vape in the bathroom sneak phones in and where a bunch of kinds who think they are cool actually sound stupid.
Mason” are you going to EF middle school

Ryan” nah I don’t want to smell the vapes”
by Big Daddy Dalton April 10, 2024
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