Juiced Jesus

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015

tangy moo juice

Sour Cream

Could I get some tangy moo juice on my burrito?

by Theonewhodefinesnothing December 11, 2017

Woozy juice

Code word for beer or alcohol

"Hey got any woozy juice?".

by Roozie August 13, 2017

ovary juice

another term for raw eggs; alternatively used to reference salmonella poisoning in the Slavic tradition

Damn, u better cook those eggs so u dont get that ovary juice

by mexicanjukeboxkilla October 12, 2017

dirty juice harp

When you tongue bang the anus, and two finger twang inside the poon-tang. All while humming a folk tune.

I’m going to give her the dirty juice harp tonight.

by Redsiege February 18, 2020

seahorse juice

A mixture of anal secretions and saliva

I hear theres a lot of seahorse juice in prison

by An Ex convict October 4, 2013

Juice wrld

When you do so many drugs that you overdose and die

My homie juice wrld’d last night

R.I.P

by Overseer Omen December 23, 2021