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Jack Fish-ing

Jack Fish-ing is when you or another person eats food very loudly in an online call. This can apply to the crinkling of chip bags or the slurp of soup amongst other things.
Tony was eating ships so loud on Skype, I couldn't concentrate on my game. He was totally pulling a Jack Fish/Jack Fish-ing.
by ortman June 5, 2015
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Jack and kill, florida

Alternate name for jacksonville, fl. Known for extremely high crime and murder rates.
Dude, another person got shot on the north side. Just another day in good old jack and kill, florida.
by duval_cracka March 17, 2011
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Missouri Jack Knife

When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex
I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!
by loafnaround September 2, 2020
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Jack dawson

by Jacksanonce December 10, 2019
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Jack Esquire

International superstar in the 90's who had hit after hit throughout the deacade, including the top 40 tracks Better Place and Another Chance. Unfortunately his downfall came when he got involved with the wrong crowd. These guys got him downing pints in the Red Lion pub and smoking the occasional spliff. This new rebellious attitude had a knock on effect and he has since become an arrogant dirty druggie and alcoholic. Former friends such as Dai A. and Jamie have turned their backs on him in disgust and will no longer assossiate with such a failure. Jack (as he's known on the sex offenders list) now cries emo tears every night and has lost his ruggish good looks and good physique, he has since become unclean, unshaven, and now resembles an old lesbian school teacher who goes by the name of Des. Jack's skin has taken on a off greenish quality and he is now said to bear a striking resemblance to Shrek. His personal hygiene has suffered unquestionably and he now is said to have deadly B.O. He has two failed marriages up his sleeve and now lives alone in the flats just south of his native land, Heolgerrig (home of the hotties). He is currently available to do gigs anywhere at anytime. He's willing to perform classic tracks from his heyday for no money at all. His only accepted method of payment is steak bakes which he will gobble down in no time. It is asked that if you see this poor pathetic creature on the streets, in the gutter etc please take some pity on his large shapeless form and throw a bake at him. Just remember to steer clear of the rear end. Anyone who ignores this last piece of advice, rest in peace.
Linda: Um what was that fellas name, you know the one in the 90's with the funny hair who couldn't sing?

Tor: Umm, name one of his songs for me.

Linda: Better Place was one.

Tor: Ahh I know, funnily enough I seen him only yesterday in Greggs scoffing down a steak bake.

Linda: Well I attended his wedding yesterday - he's married some chick Desna.
by Linda April 17, 2005
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pre jack

the slang term for premature ejaculation. also means to finish something rather quickly.
girl 1: i heard you had sex with your boyfriend for the first time last night.
girl 2: ya i did
girl 1: well? how was it?
girl 2:... he has pre jack
by dreadlockmamba January 13, 2011
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Dirty Jack

The act of a transgender person shoving a rat up an straight persons arse and a eel down their throat. The transgender person will then masturbate while watching. The two people will then perform the same act to the next person named jack
You heard that Jaylen and Connor did a dirty jack. We better tell jack honeyman to run!
by Jaylen is so very gay April 19, 2020
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