better paying job

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.

father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2013

Cheeto Job

nikita vodka + ginger + Job = Cheeto Job

“Ay ginger, mate why you got nikita, pink lemonade and a job?” “Quite simply fuck off like” “Ay mate you’ve got a Cheeto Job thing innit”

by Trolley911 November 30, 2017

flo-job

when a girl has a period on partners face

damn we got so drunk last night i though she was going to give me a flo-job

by big manny May 12, 2009

Pee-job

Having to pee while engaged in an intimate activity and not wanting to stop that activity so the person pees while continuing on

He better be careful not to drink too much otherwise that blowjob might turn into a pee-job

by Not the real me November 23, 2021

slope job

A slope job is when you are snowboarding and the mountain scenery is so nice or your run is so epic that you just have to get a blow job, right on the slopes.

"This run is so epic! I need to get a slope job to make it even better!"

by Tricounty18 January 26, 2016

Kang Job

Rubbing of the head for sexual pleasure

h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.

z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.

by ktoto August 4, 2009

Friend Job

Its a Blow Job from a female friend that she insisted to give without being in a relationship or there being any costs

Yo i was at this girls house ad she gave me a friend job

by Anolymous November 24, 2021