Verb.
1. The action of crafting a story --- or, a retelling of a story --- to the full advantage (or sway) of the person creating the story. Typically, that same person cherry-picks events from the past and creates their own version --- usually full of lies, fabrication, or a completely different story that sounds slightly like the original story.
2. A dick who makes up stories to make himself look good, prove a point, or get someone to believe his fucked up-version of the story itself.
1. The action of crafting a story --- or, a retelling of a story --- to the full advantage (or sway) of the person creating the story. Typically, that same person cherry-picks events from the past and creates their own version --- usually full of lies, fabrication, or a completely different story that sounds slightly like the original story.
2. A dick who makes up stories to make himself look good, prove a point, or get someone to believe his fucked up-version of the story itself.
Colleen: Yeah, I just had a meeting with HR and my boss. I got a formal warning.
Sandra: Oh, no!
Colleen: Yeah ---- he cherry-picked from emails that I had written in the past and made up his own version of the truth…this really proves what a dick he is..
Sandra: So, you mean Bob dick-crafted his version of the truth?
Colleen: Yes, exactly!
Sandra: Oh, no!
Colleen: Yeah ---- he cherry-picked from emails that I had written in the past and made up his own version of the truth…this really proves what a dick he is..
Sandra: So, you mean Bob dick-crafted his version of the truth?
Colleen: Yes, exactly!
by Cnlefae May 15, 2017
Get the dick-craftmug. BigJigglyPanda: Dick Jungle's what I call my pubic hair
Terroriser: That means he has a small dick and we can't find his dick in that jungle
407: Or he has a lot of pubes
Terroriser: No it means he had a small dick
BigJigglyPanda: It's both
Terroriser: That means he has a small dick and we can't find his dick in that jungle
407: Or he has a lot of pubes
Terroriser: No it means he had a small dick
BigJigglyPanda: It's both
by Spicy Meme Addict October 17, 2017
Get the dick junglemug. by The brunz July 19, 2010
Get the dick-mobmug. When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date
by Lucolas May 19, 2016
Get the Dick farmmug. Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.
by Keegasaur July 23, 2014
Get the mule dickingmug. It’s when you blue-ball your boyfriend leaving his tip red ergo firecracker (Like the popsicle ice cream)
by HalfHeartKing January 27, 2021
Get the Firecracker dickmug. Anyone whos name is Cole, but is the most upmost dick-hole looking and acting person that this prestigious name is given to them.
by Assfuckertitsmcgee May 6, 2015
Get the dick colemug.