Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 13, 2020
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Guilty job

When a girl ,who is in a relationship with somebody else, crys and says how she should not be doing this but still continues to finish the job
Guy 1- "Damn bro did you see that girl?" "Too bad she's got a boyfriend." Guy 2- "yeah she won't let you hit it, but she sure will give you a guilty job"
by Shaddrick January 25, 2019
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Lusi Job

When you fuck someone’s ass while also sucking their dick. It’s a Lusifer job.
I got a Lusi Job last night, it blew my mind.
by Lusiferious December 06, 2019
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Drew Job

Giving your roommate named Tom a bj while he drinks a 40oz.
Drew didn’t have a real job, so he waited until roommate got home and gave him a Drew Job.
by Nutz56 November 20, 2018
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Snow Job

The act of giving a blow job while sitting or standing in the snow
Jim: How did you enjoy your snow day yesterday?
James: It was great, I got Jess to give me a snow job.
by The AwkwardTree January 17, 2018
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Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.
Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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Snow Job

When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex
Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"
by Donnyfootball2 November 09, 2015
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