Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022

pineapple mountain cake

pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.

Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.

by pineapple mountain cake September 7, 2017

funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

makin a cake

It's when you blow coffee through a straw into someone's rectum, they then shit on your chest and you top it off with your jimmy jelly.

Dylan just ejaculated on Krista's chest after she finished makin a cake.

by Bazingaboy127 April 11, 2014

prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.

Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.

by Casey317 August 15, 2022

sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.

Amity loves sandy crab cakes!

by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016

Fake caking

The act of pretending to be interested in a relationship by doing romantic or couple-like gestures—usually just to increase your chances of cracking buns.

Bru im not finna cuff that girl, im just fake caking.

by Playatech June 2, 2025