derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 16, 2018

Bean

Something or someone so cute,chubby,weird,small,amazing, and or the best person ever

You are my special bean.
My little bean and big bean.
You're my cuddlebean for life.

by Bad Bitches in the Club May 22, 2017

Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam

Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me

by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021

Bean head

When some one has a strange bean shaped head you call them a bean head

ha look at luca he is such a bean head

by hahahauashhcwesfhowqh[grq[hg3 December 23, 2017

Bean

A drug lord in your local school

Well now, the bean has a meat stick in class.

by Le beans May 12, 2022

Bean

A term for the brain but it’s funny

How’s your bean Haylee?
I don’t have a bean stop teasing me

by Fuckhaylee001 April 6, 2021

Smol bean

A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.

He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.

by Smolbeanuwu74 April 6, 2024