Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017

Cake

Cake: going to sleep

Man I’ve been up for over 2 days I’m about to cake. I’ll talk to you in the am!

by FunCookie June 30, 2023

Cake

A juicy vagina and or butt

She had that cake

by Dadofyou March 3, 2021

Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

cake

what cam has

damn, cam has some cake.

by ihaveatightbussy January 14, 2023

Cake Bombing

When you have no friends to Love Bomb, you will instead Cake Bomb to gain friends in order to Love Bomb. Cake Bombing is about producing and sharing an extremely large amount of baked goods with people you don't know, until they become your friends.

That new guy sure is desperate bringing these cakes to this pub crawl, the ladies are fawning all over him, it's making me extremely jealous of all that attention he's getting, perhaps I should try cake bombing myself.

by Mushroom_Mycelium February 23, 2024

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021