mom

a mom is everything. When you go through a breakup or anything bad, she is always there for you. she makes you food, she gives you a house and sometimes makes your bed. she is hilarious and funny and will always make you laugh, or even pee your pants. Even though you might yell, argue, or disagree with her she always will always love you more than you will ever know.

my mom is the best.

by baby.yoda_and_bb8.forlife November 28, 2019

mom steak

A MILF with money.

I am tired of dealing with these broke chicks, so I finay got myself a mom steak.

by Mikadocious March 20, 2019

meth mom

When a mother shoves meth up her vagina when pregnant making her baby look like a middle aged mike Shapiro when it comes out, don’t matter if it’s a boy or girl, in the end, it’s just mike Shapiro

My mom pulled a meth mom a couple months back and now mike Shapiro wants to know my location

by Doofenshmirtz March 21, 2019

mom

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mom can i have food

by real Assyrian March 22, 2019

village mom

Beautiful, badass moms who stick together in this chaotic world to raise our hellions/gremlins/children.

Did you see that group of Village Moms?

Yeah, they are pretty amazing at helping everyone out!

by Meh2015 March 23, 2019

Ur Mom

Ur mom is used when someone asks "what does this look like?" or "who is that?" etc. and you are too lazy to answer

"What is that?" It is ur mom"

by Syasya123 :P March 23, 2019

Pegasus Mom

Pegasus moms are the real definition of non-judgmental moms that cuss a lot while drinking a glass of wine (or a whole bottle of wine). We are imperfectly perfect mothers that are strong, fierce and most importantly supportive.

There is a supportive mom helping me in a caring way during a rough time and she called herself a Pegasus mom.

by Pegasusmoms March 25, 2019