Day Student

1) A student at a boarding school who's too pussy to sleep there; one who participates in homosexual activity.

2) A student at a boarding school who has no friends; thinks they're cooler than they are. This student usually tries to hangs out with boarding students older than them (that don't like them).

Boarding Student: "Why aren't you sleeping over tonight ?"
Day Stud: "Because I'm day student-ing it up tonight with my dad. Wanna join?"

by MadFlyBalla October 24, 2009

Racist Day

Racist Day happens on 1st December. and can make racist jokes to anyone

exp
Amy: Hey its 1st December right?
Karl: Yep, Racist day

by CarbonByte November 30, 2020

Fur-day

you have a furry friend even if you are not a furry yourself you must do something furry related with them. this is a day of boops on the snoots, art, soft fur and fun

Shark:Hey its fur-day
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?

shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy

by Lolok67 December 19, 2020

Dog days

The state in which one is in such poverty, that they are forced to stimulate the dog to ejaculate with their hand for food for their cat.

These have been such dog days, I have had to jack the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White October 30, 2006

Calling it a day

A day that resists definition, that ends only when you hand the phone over to the person beside you. It's late and you realize you're hungry. Then suddenly you know there was one more thing to say but you've already handed it over. For a moment you realize that unless you press it firmly closed your thoughts will flap in the warm wind. Until then, the person on the other end will follow you in the wrong direction. What you said will never be what you meant, an imperfect urban plan. Some day in the past, the entire conversation would have taken place in letters. You would have pressed firmly closed what you never said. The person beside you hangs up.

You're always so busy I don't want to interrupt you. I took it as encouragement that you even wanted to talk. This is calling it a day.

by Rayhsu Alexleslie April 21, 2010

pink day

1) the name of a punk rock band
2) a day spent doing...

what qualifies as pink, do you think? This could have quite a few definitions...

1) I saw pink day live today. They sucked, but the tickets were free, so...
2) Today was a definate pink day, bro.

by le freakeh chinese girl December 20, 2005

Valentine's Day

A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.

I broke up with my girl because next weeks Valentine's Day, I'll be back with her in March.

by Derek Gene February 14, 2009