jail break

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window

Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!

by FacadeJG May 22, 2019

sumbber break

a word created by a cool idiot

“woah man look at that girllll, hope i see her in sumbber break!”

by k a t i e :) June 11, 2019

parisian breakfast

Parisian breakfast is the most important meal of the day, consisting entirely of coffee and cigarettes. While imaginably the morning meal of those of Paris, it is not necessarily served with a side of French contempt.

I never wake up early enough to eat a bowl of cereal or fry an egg, but I always have a coffee to-go and a few cigarettes as my Parisian breakfast on the morning commute

by v_velox June 12, 2019

Cough break

1. A break to cough.

2. A break from activity due to cough as suggested by #45 Donald Trump 🍊🤡
3. A break to go smoke, usually weed. #420

I'm going out for a cough break, you have any rolling papers?

by Rev Jim D June 21, 2019

cough break

It's a cliche that defense lawyers signal their testifying clients they are giving a bad answer by coughing.

When a client starts giving bad but usually truthful answers, their lawyer may start coughing harder and harder to create a cough break.

It's so common that judges will warn defense lawyers about a cough break.

Donald Trump's chief of staff Mick Mulvaney used a cough break to signal Trump "hey, shut up about possibly releasing your tax returns."

by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019

cough break

Cough break -
1. Removing one's self from an area to cough.
2. Taking a break to smoke weed.

Cough break -

As suggested by Trump to Mulvaney, "if you're going to cough please leave the room. You just can't you just can't cough boy oh boy." "I don't like that you know I don't like that". "Let's do that over".

Always smoke outside, and bring a friend. :-)

by Rev Jim D June 21, 2019

Gypsy Breakfast

When a woman with an un-shaved, hairy pussy sits on the face of a bearded man.

She's gotta be shaved - No way I'm eating a Gypsy Breakfast

by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019