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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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Skip GOD

A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
by coolFaggit March 2, 2017
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assassin god

A man who doesn't leave his house and stays playing xbox all day in his mom's basement
Your an assassin God.
by Bryan2822 March 10, 2017
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Sex God

Wow that guy is a Sex God he gets tonnes of pussy
by D Gregg June 6, 2016
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Sex God

Wow that guy is a Sex God he gets tonnes of pussy
by D Gregg June 6, 2016
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splash god

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K
Swish! Another one! I'm the splash god, boy.
by coloncrock June 5, 2016
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Splash God

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K
Swish! Another one! Call me the splash god, boy.
by coloncrock June 5, 2016
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