Jeremy moment

A situation that defies logic or expectations in a way that feels bizarrely fitting for someone like Jeremy. It's less about what Jeremy says, and more about his presence and gestures, his "gesthics" in moments that are strangely chaotic, awkward, or unexpected. A "Jeremy Moment" captures that vibe of, "Yeah, that would totally happen to Jeremy."

The vending machine exploded and started playing classical music. Total Jeremy moment.

by Scoopsoup May 12, 2025

Fork Moment

A Fork moment has four steps on when to say it each represented by one of the fork's prongs.
Prong 1: Someone sees or hear about something
Prong 2: Someone thinks about it as a big deal
Prong 3: Someone receives more context on it and goes "oh I guess it's not a big deal".
Prong 4: You say "Fork Moment". (Image of Fork can be applied when needed)

This slang has changed the way our society works for the better.

Person 1: Famous Musician Jilly Bowl was just shot by a robber!
Person 2: OH MY GOSH THAT'S HORRIBLE HE MUST BE DEAD!
Person 1: Nah he's fine the bullet just hit his ear he just needs to recover for a day or two.
Person 2: Oh i guess its not a big deal
Person 1: FORK MOMENT!

by Mr. Pretzel Roll May 14, 2025

Butter-and-water moment

When you're technically saying yes, but you really mean no—and the system won’t let you be honest.

“When I said that dress was cute, it was a total butter-and-water moment. Like girl no.”

by Rumaisha May 22, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Brain cell loss moment

Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.

Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"

by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025

Crumpet Moment

When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.

Wow, the Trump versus Elon beef has soo many crumpet moments in it!

by Donnum June 6, 2025

Moments of Joy

And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.

Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025