Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 13, 2020
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Guilty job

When a girl ,who is in a relationship with somebody else, crys and says how she should not be doing this but still continues to finish the job
Guy 1- "Damn bro did you see that girl?" "Too bad she's got a boyfriend." Guy 2- "yeah she won't let you hit it, but she sure will give you a guilty job"
by Shaddrick January 25, 2019
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Lusi Job

When you fuck someone’s ass while also sucking their dick. It’s a Lusifer job.
I got a Lusi Job last night, it blew my mind.
by Lusiferious December 06, 2019
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Drew Job

Giving your roommate named Tom a bj while he drinks a 40oz.
Drew didn’t have a real job, so he waited until roommate got home and gave him a Drew Job.
by Nutz56 November 20, 2018
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Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling
someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!
by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023
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Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not
Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob
by HUPPPON October 18, 2021
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“O” job

When your woman gives you a hand job with a leather glove on.
My girlfriend just pulled an “o” job
by Lsnlnda October 20, 2023
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