National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021

national booty day

You have to send a booty pic to any one how ask you one

Asker:can I have a booty pic because it’s national booty day

Receiver: of course

by Big d Randy Johnson December 28, 2023

national eliza day

Appreciate Somebody named or nicknamed Eliza. Hail the ground they walk on!

“All hail Eliza!!”
“why are you guys saying that??”
“oh its NATIONAL ELIZA DAY!!!”

by hihilol0911 October 25, 2022

National anal day

National anal day takes place the 1th of may
Where one can have anal with any bro they want and won’t be considered as gay

I want to fuck your asshole on national anal day.

How many men did you fuck today?
I only fucked my brother:(

by iasj April 11, 2019

national ren day

the day you celebrate ren day on december 25th.

oh did you hear, its national ren day
don't forget to wish ren a happy birthday.

by encoregay October 15, 2020

national slap ur bff day

On January 25 all the way to November 1st is slap ur bff day! :) Only short pepole can do it not tall pepole! :))))))

Short bff: hey gusse what! It's national slap ur bff day!

Tall bff: wha-

Short bff: slaps* hehe "
*Evil laughs* ha get that 6 foot giant.

So from January 25 all the way to November 1st is u go up to ur tall bff or freind and slap them as hard as u want just don't go to jail lamo
National slap ur bff day!

by Hehe_savage_person January 25, 2021

National Wumbalogy day (everyday)

Hug Wumbalogy every day, please. I want a hug. please, I want to feel love. I want to feel someone's arms around me, I'm lonely, please.

someone: "It's National Wumbalogy day (everyday)!"

Wumbalogy: "yay"

by Wumbalogy November 23, 2021