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Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
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Glitter Kisses

The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.
Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.
by RSDVMAMA November 5, 2012
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Septic kiss

When two people pull their buttcheeks apart and touch assholes
Wanna get crazy and give me a fresh septic kiss?
by Tjbigga August 19, 2023
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Acorn Kiss

When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.
Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.
by Tommington January 25, 2018
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National Kiss Day

Kiss whoever and whenever you want on October 24
Yo you totally kiss her on National Kiss Day
by Akefromtheblock October 23, 2019
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National kiss on the lips Day

National kiss on the lips day, occurs on the 29 Of May.
It's a Day where you kiss your friends and random people in your school on the lips and if you approach them, they can't say no . If you leave school with out a kiss , YOUR A PUSSY ! bitch . don't be a coward
"Today is national kiss on the lips day !"
"who are you planning on kissing lisa ?"
"i don't maybe , devan
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BTS kiss

When one person eats the BTS meal and someone else wants to enjoy it, they kiss to experience the flavour of the BTS meal.
I wanted to know the taste of Jimin so me and my friend BTS kissed
by Stanky leg rocker June 24, 2021
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