hot pockets

The new competitor to lard buckets.

Please, read the fat content.

by CountCrazy007 June 1, 2005

Hot Pocket

a Hot Pocket is when the guy takes a dump in the girl's vagina and then they have sex

"Hey we should make it interesting tonight, lets try a Hot Pocket, you shit in my pussy and then we fuck."

by Agent-Orange April 20, 2009

Hot mess

Someone or something looking a mess.

A person coming outside looking a mess. Not dressed right or looking right.

by Shanna Silva March 31, 2004

Hot Lessica

An apparently horney, but semi-hot bitch who explaines over lunch to her bosses about how you can know if a chick is sucking too much dick, but then can't do even 1% of her job!!! She ends up beig convinced to quit.

Man, did you see that hot Lessica? I think she is horney, but man, that chich fucks her job up more than she gets it!

by Super-horny Chic July 26, 2008

hot to death

An expression used excessively by a group of drag queens and drag queen wannabes circa 2006. It generally means something that's dope, sick, and very coveted but in a twisted kinda way.

"Gurl, that Wonder Woman lunch box is hot to death! Let's steal it!"

by CEQUAS June 25, 2008

hot rod

A beer, typically a beer in a large can (i.e. 16oz or 24oz).

Hey, I'm thirsty, hit me with one of those hot rods.

by PNash April 27, 2008

Hot-Carls

The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.

"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"

" Wut it only cost me a dollar."

by Fatty April 2, 2005