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Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.
Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"
by Hosted287 November 5, 2020
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Human god

A mortal who is worshipped as a god & may have became a god, in the afterlife.
(e.g: 'There were many Roman Emperors who claimed to be a human god').

(Note: SImilar phrases to human god include avatar, deitykin, godkin, demigod, proto-god, divinity, daemon (not demon), ascended master & apotheosized mortal).
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis July 10, 2023
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See the God

A: You know See the God? He saw you and will report you to the college board.

B: I fucking hate that guy, he want to be Carti so bad.

See the God: Jeg skal forfølge moren din.
by Packers2007 March 18, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
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Toasty God

A legendary toasty created by Claudia, not Caleb.
“Hey, wanna go get a toasty?” “Yes but only made by a toasty god..... Claudia??!!”
by Cloddle June 10, 2019
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God

Person 1 :Hey bro have you herd the song that god made.

Person 2:You mean Trace McSorley?

Person 1: NO, GOD
by Ehmber November 17, 2020
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God fader

A sinister person who pushes God away from people who spend too much time with them.
That Jim Jeffrey’s is a real God fader. After watching 3 of his specials I can’t even say “bless you” to anyone anymore without cringing.
by Rick Flares October 24, 2022
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