by lj2015 January 7, 2016

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!
Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
by Gray Devio February 7, 2020

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

by ChewingGin August 3, 2023

A common sexual lubricant popular among metro-sexuals, altar boys, federal prisoners,and members of Parliament and their aides. Usually made from recycled deep-fryer oil.
by Morris Rufus July 24, 2016

by Winnielooplop August 4, 2017
