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shuffle bitch

In a group of poker players, the shuffle bitch is the player who goes bust first. He or she cannot go home for the rest of the night; instead they must remain and shuffle cards for everyone else at the table.
Ok boys, the game is Jacks Or Better, Trips To Win. Don't wander off, shuffle bitch, we're gonna need you!
by D-Ter August 8, 2009
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gangly bitch

Typically, a gangly bitch wears clothing that is too tight and/or doesn't match and has stringy/ratty hair of an unnatural color. Most gangly bitches wear thick liquid eyeliner that runs in the corners and an unflattering color of eyeshadow (i.e blue, pink, purple, green). She may likely smoke cigarettes as well.
1."Who is that girl Mitchell went to lunch with? She had the wrinkled Aeropostale tee and purple eyeshadow?" "Yeah that's that gangly bitch Natalie."

2. "Did you see Jerry today?"
"Yeah she looked like a gangly bitch. She was smoking and her outfit did not match at all."
by Vinegar Strokes69 September 25, 2013
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Black bitch

A Black person that assaults someone out of jealousy, for no reason, and unnecessary.
Mark: that black bitch hits me, and I didn’t do anything to him.
by Magiranger October 6, 2022
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scuttle bitch

A woman who is slut. A woman who is out only looking for a hookup. A woman not looking for love. A slut, whore, hooker ect.
Amber thinks Jennifer is a scuttle bitch so she won't hang out with her.
I am on the lookout for a scuttle bitch tonight.
by periodlover April 6, 2015
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bitch in a cage

a person who will not stop complaining or winning or bitching!!
Man my leg hurts, my arm hurts, they sting, It is turning red, I think it is going to bruise, I need to stop being a bitch in a cage and suck it up!
by Moe Almeida February 7, 2009
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TikTok bitches

TikTok bitches are the most annoying beings on the PLANET.They never stop doing TikTok dances and because of that they think they are “So TaLeNtEd”,but no it’s just unoriginal.The worst TikTok bitches of all that keep asking you to do a dance with them or the ones that add a description like “make me TikTok famous!”
Why each type are so irritating
1.Type 1 are so bad because if you don’t know the dance they’re doing they’ll either try teach it to you or ask if you know a series of other ones.No,I have self respect so I don’t post a video of me throwing up possible gang signs to a song with the lyric “I like a dick with a little bit of curve.”
2.The reason type 2 are purely irritating and irrelevant is because,well let me make myself clear.👏You👏are👏not👏at👏all👏original👏funny👏nor👏creative👏!periodt.They most likely follow charli d’amelio,and notice how I didn’t spell charli’s name with a capital because of the amount of respect I have for her.Currently she had about 50m followers on TikTok while there are charities on TikTok with a generally small following.PRIORITIES PEOPLE!Also charli d’amelio is currently teaching millions of 12 year olds dance moves to songs with lyrics like “if you want to see some real ass baby here’s your chance.”So no I don’t support TikTok bitches nor charli d’amelio and you might be thinking that I don’t like a lot of people my age and you’re right I don’t.However I would rather dislike a lot of people my age then be like them and be a TikTok bitch
TikTok bitches are the most annoying people on the PLANET.They never stop doing TikTok dances and because of that they think they are “So TaLeNtEd”,but no it’s just unoriginal.The worst TikTok bitches keep asking you to do a dance with them or the ones that add a description like “make me TikTok famous!”
Why each type are so irritating
1.Type 1 are so bad because if you don’t know the dance they’re doing they’ll either try teach it to you or ask if you know a series of other ones.No,I have self respect so I don’t post a video of me throwing up possible gang signs to a song with the lyric “I like a dick with a little bit of curve.”
2.The reason type 2 are purely irritating and irrelevant is because,well let me make myself clear.👏You👏are👏not👏at👏all👏original👏funny👏nor👏creative👏!periodt.They most likely follow charli d’amelio,and notice how I didn’t spell charli’s name with a capital because of the amount of respect I have for her.Currently she had about 50m followers on TikTok while there are charities on TikTok with a generally small following.PRIORITIES PEOPLE!Also charli d’amelio is currently teaching millions of 12 year olds dance moves to songs with lyrics like “if you want to see some real ass baby here’s your chance.”So no I don’t support TikTok bitches nor charli d’amelio and you might be thinking that I don’t like a lot of people my age and you’re right I don’t.However I would rather dislike a lot of people my age then be like them and be a TikTok bitch.
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bitch-banger

I thought she was straight, but my friend told me she was a bitch-banger.
by Laurishe May 10, 2008
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