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Mitch Slapped

The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.
Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”

“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”
by OverworkedTrooper June 30, 2021
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Viking slap

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that your balls slap on her pussy
Her: I felt you Viking slap me.

Me: yeah my balls are sore from yesterday’s fuck.
by Urban_FroYo June 30, 2021
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Slap ol’ Bozo Around

To Master-bate, whack off, punch the clown, slap and honk the red nose,
You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you?

Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.
by Fuck’nClownShoes July 4, 2021
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Slap my ass and call me porky

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer
by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022
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Slaps

This track slaps the rubber pants off the lab rats!
by DanWhilkinson August 14, 2022
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Speers Slaps

Invented by Ethan and Maya Speers, this game requires players to stand a foot apart facing eachother and unable to move their feet. After a clap to start the game both players aim to slap the back of their opponents hands before their opponent slaps the back of their own hand, hands can not move behind the body or over the head. Any slap to the back of the hand is a win and the game restarts with another clap.
“Oi you wanna play Speers Slaps?”

Absolutely not, you hit too hard.”

“Wuss”
by Lord_Thicc August 15, 2022
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National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16
Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day
by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022
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