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T-shirt Hoe

A person who deliberately under dresses for occasions so they can get close to men who already have spouses/girlfriends. The outfit is usually a t-shirt and jeans but can differ depending on the setting. In the workplace it can be the gray skirt suit set while at the PTA it can be the floral muumuu.
"Look at that muumuu wearing t-shirt hoe that is up on Carol's man again. He's married beyottch!"
"Hey Ms. t-shirt hoe! I can see you pushing up your boobs on my man again, get a bigger t-shirt next time."
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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the S H E T L I N G S

only the best band ever made up by holly and luna. they are known for almost dying alot when together with nikki the other child of the night---- down below you will se the lyric to their best song---- they are known for feliz navidad.
that is how to be a shetling, by S H E T L I N G S
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Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING

and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S
by lol.its.holly December 3, 2020
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Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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T

T
by see thru December 6, 2020
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T-Dawg

Another term for Dildo or sex toy.
Oh shit where’s my T-dawg
by TrapJB1310 December 7, 2020
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T

The most feared letter of all.

The mear though of this letter is enough to shake the ocean, destroy mountains and quiver the mightiest of erections.
Daniel: Hey Steve, wanna come round my place for tea

Steve: Oh yeah, you the man da-wait

Daniel: What

Steve: *fucking dies*
by Prophet of letters December 14, 2020
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Mr. T

A person who REALLY likes Big Nate books. (Member of the Aymara tribe)
He was such a Mr. T while reading Big Nate 2.
by Malachi 425 December 16, 2020
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