Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.

by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023

little quack

not a duck, just quack.

yo is that a duck?

no dude, thats a little quack. GET IT RIGHT

by LittleQuack December 7, 2021

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 2, 2025

greasy little goblin

a small greasy person who may live in there mothers basment for many years or apartment that is filthy goes to comic con dress up as someone smells of amy schumers crotch area or of sweaty ass when all of these conditions are met you get what is known as a gresy little goblin

greasy little goblin example a man who has lived in his mothers basment for many years

by kratos boy March 5, 2024

Little Lickin

Overflowing with anticipation and glee for an event that one perceives as exciting.

Ashley was Little Lickin when she seent the store she'd been waiting all week to go in.

by DaBizus October 27, 2022

Apocalyptic Little Cunt

Big titty bitches whom listen to angry music whilst driving and or working. Sometimes a satan worshipper.

You are an apocalyptic little cunt listening to that music

by Barttles May 22, 2020

Little Bitch

A little bitch is what some might call a Ty evans. Frail and skinny, easily pushed around with a small penis described as a “degoti”. Typically a bottom, just lays there like a Jew after a shower.

Dude your acting like a real Ty evans right now. Let me put it in your butt. Little Bitch

by Tittiessss May 25, 2022