East end eye opener

When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.

You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.

by Snooplumptylump February 17, 2017

red-eye jet-i

noun. red-eye jet-i is a type of Marajuana that gives you the redest eyes. This weed is so dank after you are stoned out of your mind you will forget your eyes are red and most likely get cought.

(from experience of smokeing red-eye jet-i do not forget to put eye drops in before the prosses of smokeing(it still works as well as putting them after just you dont forget))

by The nature smoker November 10, 2009

AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!

Obese mid-thirties male with a Michael Cera type stache, man bag and a striped fedora.

Do NOT look across the street Michael, we got a AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!

by Australium Gold June 8, 2016

Eye one two cup

Based on Icup, say eye one two and spell cup, here's the trick

Me: say eye one two and spell cup
Person:eye one two cup (I Want To See You Pee)

by Arianator101 March 30, 2022

barnard castle eye test

When you are potentially blind and drive a ~60 mile round trip between Durham and Barnard Castle with your family to validate that you can see properly

That Coronavirus was a stinker - better risk my family with the old Barnard Castle Eye Test before I drive back to London

by Spookhetti May 26, 2020

Doon's eye

redness of the eye after a night of drinking, often caused by popped blood vessels.

Man! did you see that Doon's eye? he must have drank way too much last night!

by Mallory David October 4, 2008

Purple like lelouch's eyes

The most perfect eyes you will ever gaze into the best of best colors the color of purple like Lelouch's eyes.

Fangirls: Oh my god did you guys see that! it was purple like Lelouch's eyes

by HigeViBritannia August 25, 2010