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minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
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layer cake

another word for a splif. tobacco and weed stuffed much like cake and frosting
"what you rolling up brother"
"shhhh, I'm baking a layer cake!"
by rorothefool May 9, 2021
mugGet the layer cakemug.

Cake

it’s not my birthday but thanks for the cake.
by wellthisiswhatitlookslike January 23, 2021
mugGet the Cakemug.

hoe cake

a hoe cake is wen a man and a woman flip positions during sex, (like how panCAKES are flipped).
usually disguised as making a real type of cake.
“me and my girlfriend made hoe cakes last night.”
by MFBenzyDictionary March 9, 2023
mugGet the hoe cakemug.

Louisiana Crunch Cake

After a spicy crawfish boil, a man takes a corn shit on her vagina then puts hot sauce on it then eats it.
I was in the bayou eating some Cajun boil and I decided it was time for a Louisiana Crunch Cake for dessert.
by B Rabbit 39 August 17, 2025
mugGet the Louisiana Crunch Cakemug.

get the cake and the butter

... Wun get the cake and the butter, i count it like hustle.
by samsepi0 September 29, 2025
mugGet the get the cake and the buttermug.

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