n. He or she that doth chargeth an exorbitant sum for commonplace words that, when aggregated, shalt have magical meanings that conferreth limited liabilities and haveth the power to compel writs of coram nobis, habeus corpus, etc.; and for such services he or she shalt render unto clients bills that doth contain billing increments as small as six minutes; and shall ye fail to pay him or her, he or she shall initiate the shaft of the law unto thine anus.
Oh man, my word pimp is on my ass about that employment contract I gave him; he backhanded me when I didn't pay my bill.
by Codezilla September 3, 2013
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Hey what did you think of that party last night?
I had mixed feelings, but overall I thought it was adequate, and perhaps even above average.
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I had mixed feelings, but overall I thought it was adequate, and perhaps even above average.
Yeah, it was pretty word.
by deezdukes September 11, 2013
Get the pretty word mug.boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.
kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later,
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.
kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later,
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Dude one: "Did you see Mat today! Hes such a toob!"
Dude two: "You used that new word on me earlier! What does it mean!
Dude two: "Well when im using that word on you, i mean total noob. When on Mat im referring to a tool+noob"
Dude one: I never expected for you to be a Mega Word Switchup type.
Dude two: "You used that new word on me earlier! What does it mean!
Dude two: "Well when im using that word on you, i mean total noob. When on Mat im referring to a tool+noob"
Dude one: I never expected for you to be a Mega Word Switchup type.
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by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011
Get the Squidding the word mug.Used to describe something that has been said by many parties or rumors heard by others. Used as an alternative to "word on the street." Used by Author Brandy Alexander in the Novella The Devil's Playground.
Dude, word on the beak is he got fired.
I'm serious, word on the beak is they got married.
That's the word on the beak.
I'm serious, word on the beak is they got married.
That's the word on the beak.
by Shane Grey August 22, 2011
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